Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The Guest List for the Weekend of 30-June-2009

Kim Jong-Il - ok little man, we are being NICE by not completely removing your tiny little country from even existing in the history books. start playing nice!

Mark Sanford - did you SERIOUSLY think you were going to be able to pull of an international booty call trip?

Bernie Madoff - 150 years?! you got off lucky for robbing honest americans of their hard earned money. have fun running your handjob ponzi scheme in the clink (courtesy of john oliver of the daily show)

Good Ol' GW - does this really require any sort of clarification? from failing to see the economic meltdown on the horizon while lining his and his friends' pockets to the unnecessary war in iraq. FAIL!

Paris Hilton - why is she still allowed to breathe my air again?

slyght - come on, this club was my IDEA. you gotta let me in my own club! hah

Chump - it's his club too, we get all-access VIP star trek transporter-like privileges up in this bitch!